Lord Hogge's Grand Ball

In this marvellous, wondrous rhyming tale You'll meet characters, see them succeed and fail; Like Little Miss Piggy on her trip to town, Who tripped on a bump in the road, and fell down; Or Lord Hogge, throwing a grand country ball To the awe and amazement and pleasure of all; Then there's Septimus Scroat, among other folk, A poet who wants to write works of note; Or Ruby Ramsbottom, who knows how to bake But finds that life can't rely just on cake; And on the list goes, so come and meet them all, And enjoy the stories in Lord Hogge's Grand Ball.