I Take You. Dich nehm ich, englische Ausgabe

Iâe(tm)m getting married. Heâe(tm)s perfect. Itâe(tm)s a disaster. Note to self: Do not tell psycho-bitch US Attorney future-mother-in-law that you got into Harvard Law School by shagging the Dean of Admissions. Do not sing Beyoncé-style while representing in major court deposition (actually, that one kinda works). Do not buy into the social construct of fidelity âe" even if other people freak the hell out about it. But hey, for an easy life, do not let Will find out about all the other men (esp. my boss/his boss/his best friend). And do not let him find out about the Other Thing. Oh Jesus, donâe(tm)t let him find out about the Other Thing.