What do you do when your life goes from righter than right to a million miles beyond wrong? Try to scare away the new neighbors with signs and posters that warn things like "Typhoons Known to Occur Here -- Water Rats Abound." Avoid eye contact and word contact, with Mama and Daddy in particular. Stay away from the orchard and the brook and the old tree and anything else that reminds you of how good things used to be. Put together the best plan you've ever created to get things back to just-about-perfect again.
