Kids' Klangers

A compulsive compendium of hilarious quips and quotes from children   On "You get shot with an arrow or something, but it's not meant to be as painful after that." Reciting The Lord’s "Our Father which aren't in heaven . . . Halloween be thy name . . . Deliver us from e-mail."  The world is a confusing place—especially for little ones—and their innocent observations and questions can often be side-splittingly hilarious. They can also be a tiny bit embarrassing if you're, say, behind an elderly gentleman at a busy checkout and your little angel loudly asks you, "Is that man all wrinkly because he's been in the bath too long?"