Stephen Clarke Livres

Anglais et Français. Une histoire d'amour contrariée entre deux nations au passé glorieux, deux mondes que tout semble séparer alors qu'ils ne le sont, en réalité, que par un bras de mer de quelques kilomètres. Et une rivalité millénaire bien ancrée dont Stephen Clarke démonte un à un les ressorts ô combien nombreux et complexes ! Les Français ont-ils vraiment gagné la bataille d'Hastings ? Jeanne d'Arc fut-elle réellement condamnée à mort par des Anglais ? Qui a inventé la guillotine ? De Guillaume le Conquérant au tunnel sous la Manche, de la guerre de Cent Ans à l'épopée napoléonienne, un voyage érudit, drôle et iconoclaste au coeur de notre propre histoire. Sans oublier une mauvaise toi réjouissante et communicative, of course !

Depuis qu'il vit et travaille en France, Stephen Clarke s'efforce de comprendre les étranges rites de son pays d'accueil. Il traque avec finesse les tics et obsessions des Français et va même jusqu'à leur reconnaître certaines qualités. Avec photos compromettantes et tableaux fallacieux à l'appui, il explique pourquoi nos perfides voisins nous haiment tant.

Nom : Paul West. Age : 27 ans. Langue française : niveau très moyen. Fonction : jeune cadre dynamique promis à un grand avenir. Occupation : déjouer les pièges potentiellement désastreux du quotidien français. Hobbie : lingerie féminine. Signe particulier : Paul West serait le fruit d'un croisement génétique entre Hugh Grant et David Beckham. Jeune Britannique fraîchement débarqué à Paris, créateur, en Angleterre, de la fameuse enseigne Voulez-Vous Café Avec Moi, Paul a bien du mal à s'adapter au pays des suppositoires, des grèves improvisées et des déjections canines. Et il n'est pas au bout de ses surprises...

Que faire quand le Brexit est à l'horizon... To be or not to be un Européen ? Et devons-nous nous réjouir que la Perfide Albion veuille s'extraire de l'Europe ? Telles sont les interrogations au cœur de la nouvelle comédie de Stephen Clarke, auteur du bestseller mondial God save la France.La presse britannique raconte que les billets de banque en euros rendent les hommes impuissants. Que Bruxelles veut renommer le sud-est de l'Angleterre la "zone trans-Manche" et redéfinir le kilt écossais comme une jupe féminine. Pire encore, les journalistes anglais prétendent que les saucisses anglaises et les chips au bacon seraient bientôt interdites par l'administration européenne.Face à toutes ces folles rumeurs, Stephen Clarke envoie son héros, l'Anglais gaffeur Paul West, à Bruxelles pour essayer de rétablir la vérité.Installé dans la capitale belge, Paul découvre les vraies absurdités de ce microcosme de fonctionnaires privilégiés, tout en travaillant pour une députée européenne française qui, soi-disant, veut convaincre les Anglais de rester dans l'Europe.Multipliant les maladresses linguistiques et diplomatiques, Paul s'interroge : les Anglais sont-ils capables de devenir d'authentiques Européens ? Ou vaut-il mieux pour tout le monde que les Britanniques restent retranchés sur leurs petites îles ?

D'yan Forest has always done things her way - or her ways, because she's lived a dozen different lives. She's been a desperate Boston housewife, a New York night-club singer and a Paris swinger. She's been the only Jewish girl in a Christian choir and the female pianist in a transvestite cabaret. She had dayjobs teaching basketball, piano and sex education. She dated Paris's second-ever female bus driver, a transsexual rock guitarist and a defrocked nun.She also managed to get German friends to visit Nazi concentration camps, on her personal quest to understand why her European relatives were massacred.At 86, D'yan is still a working stand-up comedian and musician, but she's much, much more than that, as this hilarious but heartfelt memoir reveals... Written by D'yan Forest with Stephen Clarke, bestselling British author of books like 1,000 Years of Annoying the French and A Year in the Merde, and co-writer of D'yan's latest stage show, Swingin' on the Seine.

Hayden Keyes is an expert on knights and the tales of King Arthur, yet he lacks practical experience in the adventurous aspects of these legends. His journey hints at the possibility of exploring these fantastical elements, such as jousting, wearing armor, and embarking on epic quests with a dimension-traveling griffin. The story promises a blend of knowledge and adventure as Hayden navigates the gap between his scholarly understanding and the thrilling realities of knightly life.

Legend has it that, in a few busy weeks in July 1789, a despotic king, his freeloading wife, and a horde of over-privileged aristocrats, were displaced and then humanely dispatched. In the ensuing years, we are told, France was heroically transformed into an idyll of Libert�, Egalit� and Fraternit�. In fact, as Stephen Clarke argues in his informative and eye-opening account of the French Revolution, almost all of this is completely untrue. In 1789 almost no one wanted to oust King Louis XVI, let alone guillotine him. While the Bastille was being stormed by out-of-control Parisians, the true democrats were at work in Versailles creating a British-style constitutional monarchy. The founding of the Republic in 1792 unleashed a reign of terror that caused about 300,000 violent deaths. And people hailed today as revolutionary heroes were dangerous opportunists, whose espousal of Libert�, Egalit� and Fraternit� did not stop them massacring political opponents and guillotining women for demanding equal rights. Going back to original French sources, Stephen Clarke has uncovered the little-known and rarely told story of what was really happening in revolutionary France, as well as what went so tragically and bloodily wrong.

In this exciting sequel, Hayden Keyes continues his adventurous journey alongside the Knights, facing new challenges and uncovering deeper mysteries. As the stakes rise, Hayden must navigate complex relationships and confront formidable foes. The story promises to deliver action, camaraderie, and growth, as Hayden evolves into a true leader. Fans of the first installment will be captivated by the twists and developments that await in this thrilling continuation of his quest.

"Who needs a gym when you have Scotland? We all have goals, ambitions and dreams, but How do you overcome the obstacles you find in the way? How do you kick your negativity to the kerb? How do you become who you want to be? BY STICKING TO THE DAMN PLAN. With hundreds of videos, thousands of followers and millions of views, The Kilted Coaches, Stephen Clarke and Rab Shields, are no strangers to living their lives in high definition. But now they reveal how to become HD in every aspect of your life: bigger, louder, more colourful than ever, and unmistakeably you. In a characteristically Scottish blend of advice and banter, The Kilted Coaches channel their years of experience as life coaches and weight loss experts into bite-sized nuggets of advice designed to build confidence, positivity and ultimately that elusive future self. Always down to earth (sometimes very literally), they demonstrate that whoever you are, wherever you are, you can win each day. In fact, we're all just folk with our own lives and commitments, and every step towards health and happiness is a success. So, stick to the plan and win your life - even if you don't have a kilt (but it helps)"--Publisher's description.

The entertaining biography of Edward VII and his playboy lifestyle, by the author of A Year in the Merde Despite fierce opposition from his mother, Queen Victoria, Edward VII was always passionately in love with France. He had affairs with the most famous Parisian actresses, courtesans, and can-can dancers. He spoke French more elegantly than English. He was the first ever guest to climb the Eiffel Tower with Gustave Eiffel, in defiance of an official English ban on his visit. He turned his French seduction skills into the diplomatic prowess that sealed the Entente Cordiale. A quintessentially English king? Pas du tout! Stephen Clarke argues that as "Dirty Bertie," Edward learned all the essentials in life from the French.