I Suck at Girls

Human beings fear the unknown, so whatever's freaking you out, confront it directly. This approach resonates throughout this hysterical new book, where Justin Halpern's dad offers his signature wisdom. The story kicks off when Justin takes his dad to lunch to announce his engagement plans. His dad's blunt response—"It ain't like you found a parallel fucking universe"—sets the tone for their candid conversations. He advises Justin to take a day off to reflect on everything he's learned about women, relationships, and himself. Justin embarks on a journey through his past, recalling everything from awkward childhood crushes to losing his virginity while working as a dishwasher at Hooters. Along the way, he introduces new characters who are just as funny as his dad, including his brother, who humorously explains wedding night rituals, and his first boss, who emphasizes the importance of resilience. This narrative serves as a comedic exploration of love and sex, showcasing Halpern's unique voice and humor. It’s a relatable and entertaining pilgrimage through the complexities of relationships, making it a must-read for anyone navigating the ups and downs of romance.